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The Husband's Last Wish

Wed Oct 31, 2007, 12:32 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Nightmare before christmas theme song
  • Reading: NaruSasu fan story
  • Watching: Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Playing: Runescape
  • Eating: Waffles
  • Drinking: Monster (Energy Drink)
There was a man who has worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.He loved money more than just about anything,and just before he died,he said to his wife,"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me.I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died,she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died.He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to bury the casket, the wife shouted,"Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

The wife then said,"Yes i promised him.I'm a good christian,I can't lie.I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?",asked the friend.

"I sure did," said the wife."I got it all together,put it into my account and I wrote him a check!",said the wife happily.

Now I know this might sound mean but I think it's funny I mades it me self ^^

Thank you for reading!
I will <3 you if you leave comment ^^

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I love you allllllllll!!!!!!RAWR!!!!!!HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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